Jonah+Goldstein

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Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jonah Goldstein with the 6 O-clock news, and your listening to WXYZ Radio. This past week the government had notified that it had recently gone corrupt. This is due to the past death of the President Edward Cramer. Since then the government has no clue on what to do. So far the government hasn’t decided who to elect as president. This just in oh my gosh, oh my gosh The Vice President has just died. The government is still waiting for an autopsy, however I have just recently received reports that the president has just died due to some sort of mixture experiment; scientists are leading us to believe that there was a chemical reaction between certain chemicals and the human body. It is said to be that this chemical reaction in the mixture could happen to anyone. In my opinion I would stop taking doses of the mixture immediately. According to the scientists side effects to this mixture are, stomach ache, dizziness, and a slow and painful death. There are rumors that are said to be that the government has been testing out a new “mixture” that can possibly kill all of mankind. This whole conflict started around the first week of July 1990. Since then people have already tried to rebel against the government but there voices aren’t being heard. People are saying to stay away from the mixture! It’s the best thing you should do. Thanks a lot for listening to the 6 o-clock news, I’m Jonah Goldstein and your listening to WXYZ Radio.