Lauren

NEW mixture will be available starting TOMORROW

Hello and good afternoon everyone. Today is Saturday, May the 5th 1990.

We have the news you’ve all been waiting for for the past couple of months!

At 2:12pm, just half an hour ago, Jack Cormier, the head director of the World’s

Association for the Advancement of Science, introduced the new and developed

Version of The Mixture. He empathized that this new Mixture will last longer, smell

and taste absolutely stunning, and that it is made in a perfectly clean and safe

sanitized environment. Then he delivered a wonderful speech about how satisfying the needs

of the citizens is always always the top priority on their list, and how they try their hardest to

meet our demands. He was very happy to announce that The Mixture has been

tested thoroughly and been upgraded for more powerful effects! With the new

technology they were able to upgrade it to last 2 more hours than the Mixture we’re

taking now. So that means 3 pieces of those can keep us full and happy as ever for

over 12 hours. We recommend you to try it as soon as possible. One of the taste-

testers even said it was without a doubt the best thing he’s ever tasted. It will be

available starting tomorrow, in the Centre, district 104. See you there! media type="file" key="20101014 181637.m4a"